Oh, Vacuum. How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways.
#1. I love loud noises. You make loud noises. Hence, I love you.
#2. Mommy is always "playing" with you. If Mommy loves you, and I love Mommy, then I must love you too.
#3. You make the kitty cats run away. I make the kitty cats run away. See!?! We have a lot in common. And that makes me love you.
#4. Mommy puts me in the high chair or in my Intellitainer toy when she needs to use you. That must mean that she does not want me to touch you. I LOVE to play with things that aren't for me---the telephone, Mommy and Daddy's glasses, seatbelts, cabinet doors, keys, etc---so if Mommy and Daddy don't want me to play with you...WOW! I love you a lot.
#5. Did I mention my love of loud noises?!?!!
#2. Mommy is always "playing" with you. If Mommy loves you, and I love Mommy, then I must love you too.
#3. You make the kitty cats run away. I make the kitty cats run away. See!?! We have a lot in common. And that makes me love you.
#4. Mommy puts me in the high chair or in my Intellitainer toy when she needs to use you. That must mean that she does not want me to touch you. I LOVE to play with things that aren't for me---the telephone, Mommy and Daddy's glasses, seatbelts, cabinet doors, keys, etc---so if Mommy and Daddy don't want me to play with you...WOW! I love you a lot.
#5. Did I mention my love of loud noises?!?!!
posted by kristend228 @ 8:38 PM
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